How to Shut up Your Dumb and Anoying Chicken(s)

Have you ever had a chicken (or two, or three, or four, or five, or any other number) that just won't stop cawing? Wether she layed an egg or you locked 'em in the coop and they're mad, WE HAVE A CURE!!!! Yes, it's true, we have found a way to shut up that dumb anoying flightless lump of feathers!!!!! So if you need a cure for cawing chickens, READ ON. ***Not many of you may have anoying, cawing chickens, or care, but still, but you should read on anyway (Who knows, you could buy some chickens and they'd probobly caw like mad)***

If you copy the chickens 'Alarm Call' (it sounds like this: buk-buk-buk-BAGAKK!!!!! they say it over and over) while they're cawing about being shut in their coop on a nice day or letting the whole world know they just layed an egg they'll be quiet!!! So simple, yet so efective... ;)
They seem to start grooming after you do it, I think that the 'Alarm Call' could mean something like this: "Hey, everybirdy, The rooster's coming! Better clean up, you big featherbags, you all look horrible!" and then I think they just forget what they were cawing about in the first place. Who knows? At least they shut their beaks.

***DISCLAIMER: They may pipe up after 15-20 minutes (Without seeing a rooster, that is) if you have no rooster, they will think you are the rooster and be quiet if they see you, but you may have to do the Alarm Call again (Snuggling with them works well, too. Just make sure you're not snuggiling with Sibyll)***

OKAY, NEXT POST WILL HAVE PHOTOS!!!! Unless I have something else to rite about before then! :)