Greenmont Times - Issue Number 1

Greenmont Times


Catfood theif found!

For the last few days, the mystery of the dissapearing
catfood has been causing havoc for the residents of
2609 Greenmont Dr. - esspecially the local cat, Zen
Mousebane. But recently the mystery has been solved
- Sunny, a local dog of the Sedam family, has been
acused of being the infamouse theif! She admitted
Friday that she thought the catfood tasted better
than her dogfood, and had been eating it instead
of her dogfood. This caused havoc and hunger for
Ms. Mousebane, as not only was her food being
stolen, but Sunny would not let Mousebane even
near her own food bowl. Sunny is now on trial
and renivations are being made in order to stop
any further incidents

New pet? Green Anole lizard may be newest family member for Sedams

It all started one bike ride, when Willow Sedam stoped to rescue
a particularly bold toad who was bound to be roadkill. After setting
the lucky fella free, her brother, Harrison Sedam, got intriuged by the
idea of a toad or frog as a pet. After a while of browsing the internet,
he had his heart set on a Green Anole - a small, color-changing lizard.
After the past few days, he and his dad, Steve Sedam, have been to Petco
and all around the internet, reading and learning about these so-called
“American Chamealions”. Plans are procceeding, and an enclosure has
been made. Harrison is quite exited, while his mom, Sue Sullivan, is quiet
and has no comments on the ordeal. If plans procceed as usual, the new
pet should move in by Tuesday at most.